Dutch Rider

It's when you grab your penis, and then you have someone else work you arm. It's like someone else striking you off.

I'm gonna give you dutch rider, grab your dick and then I will work your arm.

by Faddah January 19, 2009

Dutch Widow

Prostitute,Lady of the Night,Street Walker

Look at the way she is dressed she looks like a " Dutch Widow"...

by RD November 19, 2003

dutch handgrenade

The action of catching a fart in your hand and then throwing it at somebodys face

Filthy Bastard: "Fire in the whole!"
Guy: *Knocks filthy bastard the fuck out*

by t0m3x May 20, 2004

dutch sunglasses

Dutch sunglasses is another name for Arabian Sunglasses.
Where the fella rests his ball bag upon the ladies eye sockets during the act of oral love.

Woman - wha happen, who turned the lights out!
Man - No darling the lights are still on I've just popped your dutch sunglasses on whilst i have a breather

by Robertsione February 28, 2007

Dutch Answer

A Dutch answer is an answer to a question that while correct is completely useless to the person asking the question forcing them to needlessly rephrase the question.

Person 1: "Hey what are you planning for tonight?"
Person 2: "I plan to breath"
Person 1: *sigh* "well that's a fucking useless Dutch Answer"

by Josh12312312312312312 May 12, 2010

Dutch Chimney

The Male lays on his back, swings his legs over his head(hooking his toes on the headboard if possible). He then tucks his penis through his legs pointing towards the sky, thereby appearing as a tall chimney sticking out of a house. In this position his partner can then "ride the dutch chimney, clean the dutch chimney, or include the balls and asshole for a "chimney sweep".

Last night my wife was feeling kinky so I swung my legs over my head and let her ride the ol dutch chimney

by the vrug April 29, 2008

Dutch Lightning

The carefully planned act of deceptive arson of one's own personal property to bring about an insurance claim.

Joe: 'Dan, Johann's old dilapidated house burned down last night. He always wanted to build a new house.'

Dan: 'It must have been struck by Dutch Lightning then.'

by niner1 January 16, 2010