The point about chump change, in the sense of money, is that the amount varies with the context. For the divorced papa paying child support, a job that pays $9 an hour offers chump change. For the 50-year-old laid off after 20 years' service, a severance package of $200,000 is chump change. What would count as chump change Cf. rounding off money.
by Buce October 1, 2005
Get the chump changemug. When a person or vending machine gives you change from a purchase, or breaks a larger currency denomination into smaller denominations and the resulting change is unusual, inconvenient, and/or frustrating.
“I put a five in the soda machine and it gave me back 30 dimes, 7 nickels, and 55 pennies! Now I have to walk around with a fifty pound pocket of retard change!”
“I gave the pizza delivery guy a 20 and he gave me back a 5, a 2 dollar bill, a 1 with a burn hole in the middle, a peso, and a Canadian quarter. Dudes not getting a tip if he’s givin me retard change!”
“I gave the pizza delivery guy a 20 and he gave me back a 5, a 2 dollar bill, a 1 with a burn hole in the middle, a peso, and a Canadian quarter. Dudes not getting a tip if he’s givin me retard change!”
by romeojul November 26, 2007
Get the retard changemug. Requesting a condom change between taking it in the ass and giving a blow job. The phrase originated from the slang term, "rubber" which refers to a condom.
While Bernie was well known for his sexual exploration he did have some standards. Anyone going ATM was going to have to do a tire change.
by Rad0 June 30, 2017
Get the Tire Changemug. Money that you spend on anything. Balling out money, money you spend on anything not worrying bout what nothing els.
" don't buy them shoes you, you got bills to pay"
" Chill it's pocket change, I'll make it right back"
" Chill it's pocket change, I'll make it right back"
by 410_Marty August 11, 2017
Get the Pocket Changemug. by Mike Prentice July 27, 2006
Get the gang of changemug. by Anonymous July 31, 2003
Get the Change Goblinmug. Some azn faggot that tells everyone they can eat whatever they want, thus being the shortcut to six pack abs.
Typically goes by the street name of "Mike" but we all know he's Mr. Chang, and he's just leveraging his shitty internet marketing in order for you to buy his book, which is most likely just an ebook, full of him eating tons of rice and chicken, bland rice and chicken.
Typically goes by the street name of "Mike" but we all know he's Mr. Chang, and he's just leveraging his shitty internet marketing in order for you to buy his book, which is most likely just an ebook, full of him eating tons of rice and chicken, bland rice and chicken.
Mr. Chang was on the youtube again today, he told me that I could get six pack abs, so I started eating everything in my house.
...I can't fit through my front door now, so I can't pickup the box with his shitty book inside.
...I can't fit through my front door now, so I can't pickup the box with his shitty book inside.
by Zhall November 14, 2014
Get the Mr. Changmug.