Pickle Lady

Nickname for Spirit Payton, a well-known ASMR YouTuber whose most famous video is of her recording herself eating a pickle very close to a microphone.

Girl #1: Oh my god, the pickle lady is insane!
Girl #2: Spirit Payton? I love her ASMR videos, they're so calming!

by Mayor Me August 27, 2020

Pumping The Pickle

Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".

Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.

by Stitzie November 3, 2010

Pickle Shaft

when your mother doesnt put any pickles on your sammich.

Yo my mom pickle shafted me again last night

by Jamaicahawk March 5, 2008

Pickle Skin

A disease riddled, genital wart covered penis.

That guy I fucked last night had a pickle skin. I may need to get tested.

Doc my dick is all cankered. What is it? You got pickle skin. Will have to write you a script.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

spick pickle

Spick Pickle is a Mexican Jalapeno!!

I enjoy my nachos with extra Spick Pickles!!

by Ninja Spick January 2, 2014

Night Pickle

A pickle that SeffInSpace enjoys at night.

"Were you there in stream when Seff was eating a night pickle? Pretty poggers right?"

by There I fixed it June 16, 2022

Pickled-dick

noun,

1. a pussy-fermented penis.

2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.

Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."

Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"

by dandy dankler May 22, 2018