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THAI

A MAGILANT NARSASSCIST who needs to be clinlicy diagnosed because he clearly has a chemical imbalance of some sort that he has no clue who he is.
These are all the things he claims!!
I did reckon on the CHINESE TRIAD because I asked his mom, she laughed and said " he's too dumb and a complete coward but knows how to put on a show like he's tough"

When he gets angry, his top lip curls up and he puffs out his chest. It's really cute LMFAO
This guy is all over the map, his story changes on a daily basis and I also looked into the tattoo that's on his upper part of his neck. Once you tat your neck.. you are clearly stamped in society and I will give him credit for that because that does take guts but I have heard two different stories for that tattoo LOL.
1. He's from Malaysia

2. He's from TIWAN
3. He's from the PHILIPPINES

4. He's in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA LOL

5. He's CHRISTIAN

6. He's BUDIST

7. Claims he's a artist of some sort but doesn't posses any skill of any kind. The guy has no swag and can't even dress him self with a proper colour combo.
8. MR FUGAZI

9.IPC BULL SHIT trainer at ATS and he has that title on his header on his emails at his current company at Toyota in Woodstock. LOL what a Ding Dong

10. A real COCK SUCKER
11. Claims he's straight. We all know he isn't! LOL
12. He's told a hand full of people that he sucks his own DICK.
THAI: " yo TD, want me to make you your special drink? extra stirried with my pecker and a few 💊 pills in there ?

TD: " oOo⁰0oo⁰ooòOohHhhhhhh yesss!! Please do make me one extra stirred, I want the THAI special so I'm all over the

map so you can do what you do best with me ❤
by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025
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Mat Thai

A malay gangster who speaks thai and tends to go for regular muaythai sessions in between lunch breaks during work
You go bkk again? Mat Thai sia.
Mat Thai: Ah bang today relac ar corner already want going muaythai
by AhBangGas August 16, 2018
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Thai Lean

A slang term for Thailand’s street version of “lean.” Unlike the American version that mixes codeine cough syrup with soda and candy, Thai Lean is almost always just kratom tea (namtom) combined with diphenhydramine (Benadryl) syrup or crushed tablets, sometimes with tramadol or other cheap medicines. While soda might be added occasionally to mask the bitterness The effect is a heavy, sedating high layered over kratom’s stimulant base, but it’s unpredictable and carries significant health risks.
Most dudes round here just drink Thai Lean without any soda, it hits harder that way.
by RealCulture August 25, 2025
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Thai soup

THAI SOUP is...a dom/domme tell the male sub to gets a blow of cold water then tie a pice of string/shoe lace around his nuts and between them and then put his nuts and dick in to the water for about 5minutes, then he has to cum into the water then he has to drink it, thats THAI soup
DOMME said to her sub "THAI SOUP" then the male sub made a thai soup and drink it and thank his Domme for the soup
by DOMME greaves January 30, 2019
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Thai Udomsub

Thai Udomsub is here.
by Meme201 September 6, 2025
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Thai Lim

Thai or ALvin

THAI and his two DING DONG'S, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ( ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI) tried to seduce a individual at the HOLIDAY INN in Waterloo. They even went as far as bringing props along with hired actors LOL. The one big give away was the Waterbottle/ Flask that ALI 🐼 and the one ( hooker/ actor) used to luer the individual into the washroom in the hotel. ALI 🐼 and the hooker went in the washroom and started making noises with the use of the flask like a gagging or pukeing sound but the individual didn't proceed and just entertained it like the induvidual didn't know what was going on but in reality knew the whole thing was a set up. MILES MULTANI had a great time slapping ( actor # 2 - Mandy's A$$ and making comments on her MUFFF, didn't look like she shaved for months but MILES MULTANI didn't mind as he wore her Jean Jacket and was modeling for her with his shirt off and in his gitch. MILES MULTANI looks big on the screen because the whole thing is on video 📹 😳. Television does put on pounds LOL
MILES MULTANI, you have a family in Woodstock and kids so what are you doing running around town

slapping asses with ALI 🐼 ?

MILES MULTANI, the 📹 Video of you and the two hookers along with your boyfriend ALI 🐼 is a classic. We added music to it and made multiple copies LOL 😆 😂 😄 🤣 👍🏽 it looks like a mini softcore PORN MOVIE from the 80's especially with Mandy's MUFF that you were drooling 🤤 😋 over.

The cab 🚖 was a dead giveaway LOL
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

THAI : guys, WTF happened that night ?
MILES MULTANI: shut the FAK up and give me a Thai snowman .
ALI : Thai, heard you have a Thai Whistle

THAI : FUCK you ALI 🐼!! I'm going to make you drink my Thai Coma since you two DING DONG didn't do a good enough job and seduce the induvidual .

ALI 🐼: Fuck you Thai, you are a TRICK !!
Trick of the Thai

MILES MULTANI : Guys stop arguing!! THAI , I want Thai Foreplay right now!
THAI : MILES MULTANI you dumb FUCk! since you blew the cover with the Waterbottle/ Flask I'm going to take a SHIT in it then you will stick your dick in it as I compress the bottle to show you how to make the noise then I will watch you FUCK ALI 🐼 up his ASS!
ALI 🐼 : MILES, go easy if you can because I had Thai-arrhea this morning so my poop 💩 chute is extremely sore and elongated.
MILES MULTANI: I will LOVE you forever ALI🐼, I'm soo glad we are neighbors in Woodstock and my wife doesn't mind one bit.
THAI: MILES, you have Thai Hang
MILES MULTANI: fuck you thai time
by THAI 💩 February 18, 2025
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Thai Cave rescue

When you need to get cum out of a girls vagina so you don’t get her pregnant. Using any means necessary.
Ohh crap, I better preform a Thai cave rescue on your vagina.
by Sicem bears August 4, 2020
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