Grapefruit technigue

This is a technigue in which you suck a man's penis with your mouth and a grapefruit for extra pleasure

Example: Hey babe do you wanna do the grapefruit technigue tonight?

by SomeDumb June 20, 2018

Helicopter Technique

When your having sex and you lift the girl up into the air (while the pp is still in) and start spinning her around like a helicopter.

1: How'd you break your arm
2: Last night, Brad, decided to use the helicopter technique and I flew off and broke my arm.

by Dongus504 May 8, 2019

Kebab Technician

Fixes the spinning kebab thing.

The meat spinner is broken

Ok call the Kebab Technician.

by Kebab Technician May 29, 2020

Helicopter technician

A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.

God dammit Dan! Quit being a helicopter technician, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.

by technician facts August 6, 2021

The Switzerland Technique

to survive a conflict unharmed by simply not getting involved

Joel used the Switzerland technique to win the round

by hypercharge67 February 26, 2015

Glassblower's Technique

1. The technique used by glassblowers to shape and form hot glass.

2. A sex act in which one places the end of a long tube on another's nipple and blows vigorously into the other end.

1. Did you see that glassblower's technique? He made a vase in minutes.
2. Did you hear about John and Sally? They did the glassblower's technique last night, she says her nipples haven't been the same since.

by Cactus fucker November 17, 2015

Certified Unix Network Technician

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.

Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?

by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016