The Toilet Cleaners Paradox

If you are the best at cleaning toilets, you will never be promoted to taking out the trash. Incompetent people can rise while those that do the dirty but critical work will remain stuck.... cleaning the toilets.

It appears i suffer from the toilet cleaners paradox as I can't progress in my career while others more forward.

by MAGAdude April 10, 2025

window cleaners bucket

Cavernous fanny

She has a fanny like a window cleaners bucket

by Peewak October 8, 2022

Florida Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act that has the cleaning of a man’s urethra with a Dollar Store pipe cleaner

Oh man that Florida Pipe Cleaner was much needed tonight Steve

by Mike7493 April 9, 2019

C Cleaner goon

A goon that cleans toilet pans for a living

c cleaner goon is scrubbing the toilet cleaner again

by Carlos de la Cerda April 16, 2024

Street Cleaner

Someone who snorts the pubic hair of their partner after a fresh shave

Person 1: did you hear about Rodrigo?
Person 2: no
Person 1: he is a street cleaner now…
Person 2: wow I didn’t know he was into that!

by Streetcleaner101 January 23, 2024

Expert Carpet Cleaner

When a guy starts the act of cleaning a girls pubes with his tounge even if its dirty, sweaty, etc.

guys smell my tounge, last night i became an expert carpet cleaner

by Matt1997 June 19, 2011

Bavarian Carpet Cleaner

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.

Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!

by stroodlemc March 12, 2024