Swipe the Poper

1) Middle English. Self-gratification through act of auto-stimulation.
2) An homage to my dead neighbour.

"To the couple whose habit it is to swipe the poper at 730am, I'm impressed, it certainly shows class"

by wussyraji & the AuD March 25, 2008

swipe a skid

To take a shit

She had to swipe a skid before she left

by Ucanthankmel8r June 25, 2017

Swipe

Where you are texting someone and you can’t be bothered with them so you close the app down without answering them

Or just don’t answers to what they say in a real life situation

(On phone) Person- *ranting On at you* you- “swiped” *close app* (real life) person- *asks you a question you don’t want to answer* you-“swiped”

by Random geeza from Africa September 24, 2017

unauthorised credit card swipe

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.

Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022

nut swipe

A nut swipe is when you take your sweaty ball sack and you rub it along the forehead of your partner

I love to nut swipe my girl right after getting home from the gym. It makes.me feel like a man and i enjoy watching the ball sweat drip down her nose

by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015

Keep Swiping

A phrase usually ended to the end of a statement, demanding that the listener/reader would ignore the previous content without comment or consideration.

Referencing short form content for mobile devices where one would move from video to video via swiping on their screen. They would be asked to effectively either forget or write off what came before as a mundane or boring event.

"bro did you two just kiss?"

"yeah we gay, keep swiping"

by Capt. Feathers March 24, 2025

Bum swiped

A large animals use of their rear end to push a person out of the way.
Also is a technique used by dogs during play

My pony just bum swiped me when not wanting to get his rug on

by Low-fat milk April 13, 2018