Ones testicles must be manifested in sweat for some time, before wiping them upon the face of your spouse.
I had a hard day at work yesterday, when I got home the wife was asleep, so I gave her a swamp swipe!
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Get the chub swipe mug.Swipe Me Harder (phrase) – A dry, satirical surrender-refusal used when someone realizes the absurdity of endless app swiping and low-effort modern dating scripts. Means: “I see the algorithmic clown show, I’m not emotionally investing in it anymore, and I’m reallocating energy to real life signals.”
Date: “Just keep swiping, you’ll find someone.”
You: “Yeah, sure—swipe me harder.”
Group chat after a string of ghost matches: “Boys, I have achieved peak Swipe Me Harder energy. Hitting the gym + sleep + social reps instead.”
Alternative: “Got hit with ‘just manifest it’ advice—activated full Swipe Me Harder mode.”
Not:
Not bitterness.
Not misogyny.
It’s a humorous boundary marker: rejecting passive algorithm loops in favor of intentional compounding.
You: “Yeah, sure—swipe me harder.”
Group chat after a string of ghost matches: “Boys, I have achieved peak Swipe Me Harder energy. Hitting the gym + sleep + social reps instead.”
Alternative: “Got hit with ‘just manifest it’ advice—activated full Swipe Me Harder mode.”
Not:
Not bitterness.
Not misogyny.
It’s a humorous boundary marker: rejecting passive algorithm loops in favor of intentional compounding.
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Get the Terd Swipe mug.A bum swipe is a maneuver, usually dared, in where the person involves has to rub their buttock as inconspiculously as possible against a designated member of the public, ideally without getting caught. As a game this is best performed in a busy public enviroment like a bar or a cinema.
Scott just bum swiped that police officer. Fuck sake whit a dong.
Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
by ilikeurmaonacid December 7, 2013
Get the bum swipe mug.It's a game you play with a group of friends. How is works is when you sit down if you dont swipe you're chin you get Jocked in your jaw.... (Pretty Hard)
*Punches* "Why The Fuck Did You Just Hit Me In The Face!..." , "You Didn't Swipe Bro It's Chin Swipe)
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Women
Imitating
Pride for
Engagement
They swipe the identity.
They swipe the aesthetic.
They swipe our safe spaces then walk away with profit and praise while real LGBT people bleed in silence.
Women
Imitating
Pride for
Engagement
They swipe the identity.
They swipe the aesthetic.
They swipe our safe spaces then walk away with profit and praise while real LGBT people bleed in silence.
She pulled a full-on SWIPE move Singled us out when the cameras were rolling, Wooed the queer crowd, Imitated the struggle, Profited off the aesthetics, and Evaporated the second real shit hit.
Don’t SWIPE the soul to sell the song
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Don’t SWIPE the soul to sell the song
Rainbow fishing
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