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chub swipe

To rub one's semi erect penis (chub or chubby) against someone
Hey! Bro, don't chub swipe me!
by Popeye's Weenus January 11, 2021
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Terd Swipe

someone who is a log of dung and/or wipes them up
That guy in the wifebeater is a total terd swipe.
by Iben Yerkinoff March 12, 2010
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Swipe Me Harder

Swipe Me Harder (phrase) – A dry, satirical surrender-refusal used when someone realizes the absurdity of endless app swiping and low-effort modern dating scripts. Means: “I see the algorithmic clown show, I’m not emotionally investing in it anymore, and I’m reallocating energy to real life signals.”
Date: “Just keep swiping, you’ll find someone.”
You: “Yeah, sure—swipe me harder.”

Group chat after a string of ghost matches: “Boys, I have achieved peak Swipe Me Harder energy. Hitting the gym + sleep + social reps instead.”

Alternative: “Got hit with ‘just manifest it’ advice—activated full Swipe Me Harder mode.”

Not:

Not bitterness.
Not misogyny.
It’s a humorous boundary marker: rejecting passive algorithm loops in favor of intentional compounding.
by isoskepsis September 9, 2025
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bum swipe

A bum swipe is a maneuver, usually dared, in where the person involves has to rub their buttock as inconspiculously as possible against a designated member of the public, ideally without getting caught. As a game this is best performed in a busy public enviroment like a bar or a cinema.
Scott just bum swiped that police officer. Fuck sake whit a dong.

Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
by ilikeurmaonacid December 7, 2013
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multi swipe

multi swiping is a term self harmers use when they cut themselves twice or more in the exact same place making the wound deeper.
i tried to multi swipe and it really hurt
by mustardran March 15, 2024
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Keep Swiping

A phrase usually ended to the end of a statement, demanding that the listener/reader would ignore the previous content without comment or consideration.

Referencing short form content for mobile devices where one would move from video to video via swiping on their screen. They would be asked to effectively either forget or write off what came before as a mundane or boring event.
"bro did you two just kiss?"

"yeah we gay, keep swiping"
by Capt. Feathers March 24, 2025
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Yolo Swipe

Blindly swiping right or tapping like in Tinder to everything and everyone without regard to how attractive or unattractive the persons profile displays.
Derp: Dude, you just swiped right on that wildabeast!
Yolo Swiper: Yeah fuck it, I'm yolo swiping. If we match, I'll filter her out later.
yolo Tinder swipe
by hammertime03131987 November 7, 2014
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