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Firing the Surgeon General

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}
George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.
by Android May 2, 2006
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sure thing

Joe: Hey man, can you give me a lift?
Dave: Yeah, hop on.
Joe: Thanks man.
Dave: Sure thing.
by Larrath November 13, 2005
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Suraj is a Hindu God of the sun. He created everything in our solar system, and made himself the sun.
Suraj = Sun God
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Andy's Mouth Surprise

Sited in Parks & Rec, Andy's Mouth Surprise is when you take Skittles and put it between two Starbursts.
I love Andy's Mouth Surprise because it's nice because the flavor of the Starbursts really bring out a similar flavor in the Skittles.
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Sureños

Sureños (Spanish for "Southerners") are a group of Mexican American street gangs with origins in the oldest barrios of Southern California. There are hundreds of Sureño gangs in California, and each has its own identity on the streets. Although they are based in Southern California, their influence has spread to various parts of the U.S. and other countries as well. The term “sureños” describes gangs professing allegiance to a gang set in southern California. The term was first used in the 1970s as a result of a California prison war between the Mexican Mafia (La EME) and Nuestra Familia (NF). This war resulted in a territorial division between gang members from northern California (norteños = northerners) who aligned with NF, and those from southern California (sureños = southerners) aligned with La EME.
Sureños emblems and clothing are based on the color blue. A typical Sureño outfit might include, blue, silver, and white and their favorite sports team apparel that shows their affiliation. Sureños use the number 13 in tattoos and graffiti. It is sometimes written as "X3” or in Roman numerals as "XIII" (Sur13 or Sur XIII). Some Sureños will tattoo themselves with three dots. Sureños derogatorily refers to a Norteño as a "Buster" or "Chap" (Chapete).
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Suraiya

In a place with all things bright lives a little ray of light(Suraiya)
by raiya February 4, 2010
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Carl Bomb Surprise

When one defecates in a tube sock, and then hits another with it in the face while they are sleeping or passed out.
Ashley was passed out on the couch and I woke her up with sloppy "Carl Bomb Surprise."
by steam1234 July 8, 2010
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