strawberry blumpkin

when you punch a girl in the face and make her give you dome piece whilst you are taking a poopy
bitch give me a strawberry blumpkin, and i have diahrea so it might smell
by ryan wiggum June 03, 2008
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Strawberry Kisses

A woman receiving oral sex during a visit from Auntie Flow.
"My girlfriend had her period, so i gave her strawberry kisses"
"Dude, thats off"
by giulai_ December 15, 2009
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strawberry shortcake

1. typically made with flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, salt, butter, milk or cream, and sometimes eggs. After you mix and bake, put whipped cream, strawberries, and sugar.
2. Popular cartoon character started in 1980 as postcards, then toys, cartoons, food, etc. Returned in 1991, then 2002-present.
by ChoujinkiMetalder November 05, 2005
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Strawberry Popsicle

The tricky task of getting head after fucking a girl on her period. Bonus points if a second girl gives you head after you fucked the first while she was on her rag......
Piece-on-the-side "B" gave Kingsize a Strawberry Popsicle after he was done riding the red tide with gf "A"
by Kingsize January 26, 2006
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strawberry jelly

when a girl straddles your face and you commence to eat her out when she surprises you with a little squirt of menstrual fluid. You try to get her off of you but she's just too involved in riding your dome-piece that you are forced to lick the strawberry jelly off her brisket.
Jim: "Hey Mike; toast for breakfast?"
Mike: "No appetite, I got enough strawberry jelly last night."
Martin: "Eww"
Vince: "Yum"
Jay: "Let's find some bitches on the rag"
Ankeet: "I prefer a fine nutella spread"
by Midship UC March 25, 2008
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Strawberry Talk

A small talk or chit-chat, usually on the phone or online, that two lovers exchange. The content of these talks is usually of a flattering (though not to say insincere) nature. The two lovers talk of their, well, love for each other and praise one another's good aspects. These can include (but are not required to have) elements of sexual suggestion or innuendo.

Note: The Best Friends of the male lover hate these, as they feel it invades on "Bro Time". See: BBH
"Oh, look, it's Jim on his cell again, having those little strawberry talks with Angela. Doesn't he know how gay that makes him?"
by TheCrowVictorious June 22, 2009
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Strawberry Shake

Have sex with your girl on her period.
Pull out and have her suck your bloody cock while you blow your load into her mouth.

That's a Strawberry Milkshake.

If you're lucky, she'll even have a strawberry milkshake-moustache!
"What'd you do this weekend?"
'Oh, the ex came over and I made her some strawberry shakes. ;) '
by MilkshakinMcGee August 30, 2013
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