He closed his eyes and pictured the lifeless face of the pretty dead girl he’d seen in the morgue before slowly removing his hand from the icy water and giving himself a dead stranger.
by Silly Chilly Willy May 27, 2020
When a person sits on their own penis until it goes numb, and then masturbates to emulate giving pleasure to another.
by TPWE December 12, 2022
The pleasant tingle produced when you run out of body wash and have to use the peppermint shampoo on your business.
by Pariah64 February 24, 2010
When you feel shame for buying something stupid, disgusting or embarrassing in front of the general public
by evilmissyann July 18, 2017
The arm/hand not trained in the wiping of the buttocks. In the event of an injury or disablement of the predominantly used appendage, said arm/hand must be called in for back-up. This very often will cause mayhem on the toilet such as constant dropping of the toilet paper in the toilet, wiping in the wrong direction, poo on your hand, crying out obscenities in frustration, uncontrollable sobbing, clogging of your toilet from the constant dropping of the toilet paper and in severe and rare cases one may begin to holler out for someone else to come in and wipe their buttocks for them...in which case would now be called a smeary friendly.
The smeary stranger was used to wipe his buttocks because his right arm was broken and in a cast.
The smeary stranger failed to properly remove poo from his buttocks and eventually he resorted to use of the smeary friendly.
The smeary stranger failed to properly remove poo from his buttocks and eventually he resorted to use of the smeary friendly.
by Bunnyisfunny August 28, 2010
The act of a friend who fakes often when called upon via text or phone call (don't get brain cancer so basically just answer your texts).
by AYOGHANDI June 03, 2011
When a girl is giving a blowjob whilst cupping the testicles, and without warning works a pinky into the backdoor.
Guy 1: yeah this girl gave the best head last night, knew all the moves.
Guy 2: really? What she do?
Guy 1: oh you know, licking the head, deep throat, ... the French stranger..
Guy 2: she what??
Guy 1: nothing.
Guy 2: really? What she do?
Guy 1: oh you know, licking the head, deep throat, ... the French stranger..
Guy 2: she what??
Guy 1: nothing.
by Candy Dots November 17, 2013