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Standing Guillotine

Ahahahahahaha! That's hilarious because, yeah, he just loses immediately if that's allowed! Ha!
Hym "THAT. IS. HILARIOUS! Nate puts him in a standing guillotine at the end of the fight. Hahaha! Love it. I goota check the highlights quick I didn't know that was a thing that was happening tonight."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
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standing meal

Against a wall, the female is sitting on the male’s shoulders but facing the other way. The male proceeds to eat her out while leaning against the wall.
I gave him a standing meal last night
by Gos67 September 12, 2023
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Standing wiper

A Dude who stands up and wipes there ass after shitting; similar to preferring Shittin in Da Shower then rather Pissin in Da Shower; a person who should find help at a mental institution
Logan: I Heard Joey is a Standing Wiper
Adrian: WTF, bro is crazy he should find help
Me: Real
by FlippinNuts9000 October 9, 2023
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standing thong

The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.
I sat down and now my thong is riding up, I wore my standing thong today.
by AseBurto November 2, 2023
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Standing-Tiger

When a man lifts up his sexual partner to eat her pussy while standing. Usually leaning woman on wall for support.
“Yo Spenny…? I just performed the Standing-Tiger on this broad last night.”
by LigmaButWhole December 19, 2023
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Standing ovation

When your girl has to pee at the bar but there is piss all over the toilet so she does a half squat to pee inside the garbage can
There was piss all over the gender neutral toilet so I had to do a standing ovation
by Piccolo, Pete and alice b February 4, 2024
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standing on business

To not fold in a situation.

Example:

Jessica: Yo I folded again because my boyfriend bought me a yacht… I know you said to leave him.

Sarah: GIRL YOU GOTTA BE STANDING ON BUSINESS!!! HE CHEATED 16 TIMES!!!
I’m always standing on business w these hoes.
by sexy reds baby daddy February 7, 2024
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