A friend that pops in and out of your life when they need something but never stays around long to develop a real friendship.
You: You still talk with Bridget? Me: Whenever she feels like calling me up outta no where. She' a convenience store friend, but I'm usually not up for playing 7-11.
by punk8punk November 13, 2014
by BandanaP April 20, 2021
A person who is so much of a douche bag, that they are not described as an ordinary grocery store purchased douche bag. They are so atrocious, that they are the generic brand, white boxed douche bags one would find at the 99 cent store.
by Cincinnati Gays January 01, 2009
A person who enters a thrift store with full intent to shoplift any items that will fit in their pockets and purses. They may even steal a purse and put stuff in it.
A low form of shoplifter who will go into any store and steal the floor tiles if they're not tacked down well enough.
A low form of shoplifter who will go into any store and steal the floor tiles if they're not tacked down well enough.
1. "Did you see that girl in Electronics? She was putting a surge protector in her purse! WTF? She'd be a thrift store robber, that one."
2. Stacy was kicked out of the thrift shop for stealing all the clothes instead of putting them away; what a thrift store robber.
2. Stacy was kicked out of the thrift shop for stealing all the clothes instead of putting them away; what a thrift store robber.
by kero frangipani pants February 06, 2009
A Nike store in Oregon that offers products at an employee discount price. If you don't work at Nike, you'll need to find someone who does to get a guest pass to get in.
No irregular or out of season products. It's just a store with the prices already discounted so the employees aren't buying up everything from Niketown.
No irregular or out of season products. It's just a store with the prices already discounted so the employees aren't buying up everything from Niketown.
by Nike! December 24, 2008
self explanatory
keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)
keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)
by michael foolsley December 08, 2009
someone on the itunes store who leaves a negative review on a TV season, movie, album, for the sake of pissing people off.
review 1: good album, love it
review 2: sweet, i love this album!
itunes store pest: ugh, awful! it sucks! hate it!
review 2: sweet, i love this album!
itunes store pest: ugh, awful! it sucks! hate it!
by ReNeGaDeNorman April 10, 2010