STD

Abbreviation for Stanford

My friend got rejected at UC Berkeley, but he got STD.

by oskilover April 28, 2019

STD

Super Technological Device

STDs are really cool! my friend got 3 yesterday!

by FriendlyRobber1 December 22, 2020

STD

Socially Transmitted Diseases

Him: I got STD.
Me: which one? Religion or Corona?
Him: I got both.

Me: oh no!

by Wisem May 04, 2020

STDs

Fishy and stanky, Stanky and fishy You have STDs

An i oop! I have STDs

by ROoSterRaMEn October 29, 2019

STD

Silent treatment d*ck

My girl always complaining, finally gave her that STD!!!

by KRUELLEON December 01, 2021

STD

The STD (Stu’s Time to Destination) is a scale of 1 to 10 to rate the distance to any destination. The STD must be less then 1km to qualify, distances over 1km are unachievable to return with a stomach full of prawns and ice cream.

The STD is inversely proportional to approximate meterage value to destination divided by 100.

Eg. The Thai restaurant is 600m from the motel, giving it STD of 4

That Thai restaurant is an STD of 4 so let’s just have dinner at seafood, it’s a STD of 9.

by horvdong December 01, 2023

Std's

Std is like pokemon, you can collect them and then trade them for other std's

Hey can I have your std's for my std's?

by TheBuilder is funny November 18, 2020