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SquigglesTheDuck

squigglestheduck? didn't he talk to little kids?
by anonymous April 6, 2025
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Squirflelighting

A grotesque act involving a toothpick, some form of accelerant and a lighter. The user (male) covers a toothpick with the accelerant and inserts it into their urethra. Once inside the man lights it on fire and lets it burn. When used it practice, it is common for the user of this technique to bust a nut to extinguish the fire before in burns their skin.
Hey man, I don’t wanna go out tonight. I’m gonna stay in and have a nice Squirflelighting sesh alone if you don’t mind.

Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.
by Witerwally A Genius September 14, 2025
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Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025
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Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025
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the squirmies

Don't drink the water there, man. You'll get the squirmies.
by SarahBLovin September 26, 2008
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Stupid Squirrels

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.
MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...
by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011
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wiggly squiggles

When you squiggle so hard you wiggle the squigglers.
Wiggly squiggles

"Hey man. I heard about that sick squiggle you wiggled on yesterday..."
by Dolphintaco January 3, 2017
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