squid

a person who just lets the current of life take him wherever hes going ; a lazy ass

"what are you doing today?" squiddin mayne

or

dude grab me a beer.
"no"
"fuckin squid"

by kevin from boston September 28, 2009

squid

Member of the U.S. Navy, perjorative. Possibly refers to the resemblence between dress white uniforms and kalimari. In any case, referring to a sailor as a squid can be endearing if you know them but it can be equally (and dangerously) offensive if you are a stranger. Be sure to say it with a smile.

Bar patron - "There's an awful lot of you squids out this weekend."
Sailor - "It's payday, you fuckstick."
Alternately, one sailor to another:
"What's up, squid?"
"Nothin', you?"

by nukenabber December 30, 2004

Squid

Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.

"I was trying to pass the squid, but on corner exits he just stood it up and blasted away."

by Damien April 23, 2005

squidd

something/someone of minor importance, or status

Hey squidd.

by Emmanuel Lozano August 17, 2003

wet squid

wet squid is another word for vagina or pussy

You're a damn wet squid!

by Claywell March 31, 2007

Squidgy

James Gilbey's pet name for Diana, Princess of Wales.

In a surrepticiously recorded phone conversation between the pair on New Year's Eve of 1989, Gilbey called Di "Darling" 53 times and "Squidgy" 14.

by Figleaf23 August 24, 2007

Demolition squid

When you are in danger, there is only one squid for the job. Says shit a lot.

DS: "Look out, that house is right next to you!" *blows up house*

Woman: "O thank you, Demolition Squid!"

by The Smiley Impaler May 14, 2005