by 1stTime March 08, 2013
The pants every male owns that he wears solely around the house and never washes and they have a conspicuous crusty stain somewhere on the front that is the result of misplaced ejaculants which occured some weeks or months before and now just hangs on for the ride.
had on me spunk trunks and my mates girlfriend showed up and I had to do the old "place different random objects over my crotch area to cover my spunk" trick, worked like a charm
by boners mcgee 2 February 05, 2011
When you spike something that resembles spunk (like shampoo) with a load of semen out of dislike for the person who uses the spiked fluid, i.e. your ex-girlfriends hair-conditioner.
Hey Bro, I spunk-spiked my teachers yogurt the other day while I was in detention, he deserved it for being such an idiot...
by McDanni December 09, 2011
by Andy dufraaane October 31, 2013
by yadiiiig February 21, 2011
A man or Woman that is rather fond of a spunky drink of an morning, afternoon or evening. Gullet – Mouth & Spunk – Sperm. So there ya go!
by Kmcca5 March 15, 2004
A spunk-gobbler is a person who eats their own shit, sucks green cum and down-votes more clever peoples contributions. They go to tRumpty rallies, and commit seditious acts, then go home to suck their dog's dick.
by USAF Cadet February 08, 2021