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Spirocooly

1: Disorientating, but not necessarily in a bad way.

2: Of or relating to spirals in one way or another.
"I can't tell if today is Wednesday or Friday, this whole damn week's been all spirocooly on me."

"The artist's treatise on the descent into madness is very spirocooly. It took me a moment to find myself after viewing it."
by D. Chewman March 6, 2009
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spock block

Any person, action or situation that prevents one from watching Star Trek (applies to the original series).
Last night, the Yankee game ran late and Spock blocked me again.
by bafervaf September 9, 2010
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Spocked Five

A Canadian $5 bill that has had Wilfrid Laurier modified to resemble Spock from Star Trek.
Kevin handed the cashier a Spocked Five, uncertain if it would be accepted.
by daverd2 December 15, 2012
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Splock

He looks like splock
by Boogiedown1288 October 26, 2013
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Spock tantrum

A Spock tantrum is a shouty, sweary, emotional response to someone who just ISN’T BEING LOGICAL!

We all know that the socially acceptable response to someone with batshit crazy beliefs is to smile and nod politely and remember that everyone is entitled to their opinion. However, sometimes this is easier said than done. Named after Mister Spock, everyone’s favourite logic-loving half-Vulcan, a Spock tantrum can be provoked by anything from religious fundamentalism to bad science in toothpaste adverts.

While it is highly inappropriate to have a Spock tantrum at a sweet old lady who believes her cat, Mr. Fuzzybuttons, can communicate with the dead, sometimes a Spock tantrum is perfectly justified. If someone (particularly someone in a position of power) is using crappy logic to manipulate people, discriminate against people, endanger people in some way or sell everyone useless junk, just go ahead and let rip.
Crazy fundamentalist preacher: “Those who refuse to believe in the one true God will be punished by an eternity of torment in hell. So start worshipping him, stop having sex and start shunning the gays!”

Polite response: “Errr, no thank you. Obviously you’re entitled to your opinion though. Have a nice day.”

Spock tantrum response: “Are you fucking kidding? Threatening atheists with hell is like telling you to stop believing in God or fairies will kidnap you. Also, if I were to start believing in a god, why should it be your one? There are plenty to choose from – is everyone who chooses differently also going to hell? And why would any god worth worshipping punish people for eternity just for not believing in him? And why should I hate the gays – they’re fucking fabulous. Have a nice day.”
by crosseyedgirl November 10, 2013
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Scrocean

It's when you're in a see of dudes... Scrotum Ocean.
Man, it's like a scrocean at this party.
by TestarossaOverdrive May 6, 2015
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Spockist

A "Spockist" is a person in a movement that is fed up with all the emotional hype, illogical actions, falsehoods, corruption, lack of integrity, and false prophets in America.

A "Spockist" is simply a person who is not an emotional nitwit. Instead he or she weighs all information against "Logic". Is it Logical? Is it True?

OR

Is it simply a "Fascinating" emotional action on behalf of the intellectually inferior psuedo-intellectuals in the human race?

Be a "Spockist". A growing movement. Weigh the facts. Make Logical Decisions. Don't fall for the weakness of human emotion in your interaction with the world.

Started by "Spockist" Guy Nohrenberg, after the Trump/Clinton Elections in 2016, the "Spockist" movement is more underground than "Anonymous" or "Hactivists".

"Spockists" do not commit crimes, do not rush out and join protests, do not disrupt civilization.

"Spockists" DO apply Logic, DO seek Truth, DO participate in Solutions, DO help heal Civilization, and DO take the Emotional America that we knew in 2016, and guide it's maturing into the World that supports Logic, Religion, Science, and Emotion all in perfect balance with those Aliens that will soon be met, who have been waiting for "Spockists" to help this Earth.

Vote "Spockist"!
A Spockist just ran for POTUS and Won!

A Spockist found and validated the Truth in this Matter and brought it to the forefront for Logical Dissemination and Analysis.

Our Governor, a Spockist, has made our state a wonderful state to live in.
by Tin Dad November 27, 2016
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