spoked 

A state of exhilaration experienced by a cyclist (though not necessarily in connection with cycling). (Very much like stoked for surfers and snowboarders.)

Dude, I am totally spoked!
Get spoked!
I'm feeling the spoke.

spoked by McDonja April 20, 2015

drive the golden spike 

Traveling a long way to meet up with an internet person for a booty call, possibly as far as transcontinentally.

He's going all the way out to Tulsa to meet a girl from the internet. Let's see if he gets to drive the golden spike.

drive the golden spike by Moe Cheezmo December 20, 2008

Spikefagg

Someone who takes frivolous matters too seriously.

"The guy freaked out at me for stealing his pencil, he is such a spikefagg!"

Spikefagg by Anon319 October 18, 2007

Spoked 

A word that is very similar to the words "Pwned", "Owned" and "Ownt" etc.

Someone beat you bad at something.

"Baby got spoked"

Spoked by SidewaysBox December 8, 2007

spike baby 

A baby that is made when you have guests at your house. Basically having sex when your mom is downstairs.

I told her that I was going to impregnate her mother with a spike baby.

spike baby by Christain Chang June 13, 2016

Spike 

A great guy. He's always there when you need him. He can be an ass when he wants to be, but he's usually a great friend. Any girl would be lucky to have him. He's a great boyfriend and he isn't afraid to stand up for what's right.

Girl 1: Hey you seen Spike today?
Girl2: Yea he was with his Girlfriend. She was crying so he was there with her.

Spike by CoffeeIsBaeee August 2, 2017

spike 

To put drugs in an unsuspecting female's drink, with the intent of date rape etc.

<Man-1> I spiked her drink with rohipnol
<Man-2> Damn! I wish I'd thought of that!

spike by IronCamel August 29, 2003