Spanish Custard

When you cum in your spanish girlfriend

Dad: How was your date with Maria?
Son: it was great. I gave her a spanish custard, if you know what I mean?

by Mike lit 69 January 18, 2022

Spanish hoes

Will cook food for you
Will speak Spanish during intercourse
Gives good neck

Spanish hoes last night was suckin’ it clean off yo’

by Minute-man May 25, 2020

bedroom spanish

Spanish used during oral sex

When "Oh Jesus" is muttered from her lips you know it's time for bedroom spanish.

by MightyFfej July 30, 2017

Dirty spanish

When a guy is getting veas but suddenly he starts thrusting his partner with his genitals imitating a bull in the bullfights.

But the partner attacks back with a sword killing the bull.

Omg I'm never doing a dirty spanish again.

by Fuckmehardbutgently February 14, 2021

The spanish mackerel

When you dip your penis in pickel juice then fuck someone up the ass.

She was down for a good ass fucking so I gave her the spanish mackerel.

by Bradyballs January 28, 2018

Spanish Pence

horny science-denying closet-case who attracts flies

Noreen watched the VP debate with best gal pal Cindy and they noticed a fly landed on Mike Pence's head. They knew it was a sign. "Imagine being married to Mother as repressed gay man who could be fabulous; instead he's just Spanish Pence who's not allowed to be sexual, ever. sad!"

by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

Spanish Sauna

Passing gas farting in an enclosed space in another room and tricking individuals in to said space to smell the aroma. Dutch Oven

I walked right in to his Spanish Sauna.

by M. Frey January 18, 2019