Sharing a space

You are preventing me from getting the thing that would allow me to NOT share a space with you IMMEDIATELY.

Hym "I don't WANT to share a space with any of you! If you weren't feinting incredulity and trying to impose uncertainty on me under the auspices of either child safety or perceived social transgression or potential for JUSTIFIED VIOLENCE (because collectively imposed, unjust subsidiarity is the impetus for the civil war and what you're collectively doing is exactly that) I would not be ANYWHERE THAT ANY OF YOU ARE EVER FOR ANY REASON FOREVER! I wouldn't even need to BE anywhere special! I would just BE HERE without having to LEAVE HERE to go to a place where I do not want to be! You can have all the space you want! 'Sharing a space' is the OPPOSITE of what I want to do with ANYONE. If you were giving me a choice I wouldn't be doing it."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2023

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Staring down the drain

Looking at phone, computer or playing games

You spend all your free time staring down the drain.

by konnichiwama January 1, 2024

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sharing painkillers

a new age love language. something only the best of friends or significant others may take part in. sharing painkillers/taking them simultaneously is seen as a very wholesome moment, between two or more humans.

‘hey, you wanna partake in sharing painkillers together?’

‘it would be an honor, i feel accepted and loved by you to be considered in such plans!’

by oozio January 21, 2024

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