Crippled Smurf

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person

Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf

by Zack McD November 28, 2017

Smurf Yeah

Hell yeah/Fuck yeah, anything related to the answer yes.
Mostly used when excited.

Did you get to touch her boobs?
Smurf Yeah!

by Stefskee December 9, 2008

Poppin Smurf

To throw a smoke grenade at the opposition while online on Gears of War 2. Upon being "popped a smurf" on, the phrase "smurfs ahoy" may be employed.

Team 1:"Lets get the fuck out of here. I'm poppin smurf!"
Team 2:"Smurfs Ahoy!"

by sphinx of pedophiles August 1, 2010

smurfing a chick

*to Smurf a chick

When a group of 50 or more males have their way with one female.

this comes from the children's show "The Smurfs ", which shows a fully populated village thriving with only one female. DO THE MATH!!

-Dudes, we are about to smurf this chick!
-Yes we are!

- Wow we are really smurfing a chick

by yourboyjudge eloy March 16, 2015

smurf penis

The blue French horn between papa smurf's thighs

Papa is smurfing her with his blue French horn

That blue hose looks like a smurf penis

by BlueLongDong April 16, 2014

Smurf Cunt

Synonym for "Blue Waffles" a nasty, nasty disgusting picture for more see "Blue Waffles" or google "Blue Waffles"

Dude I was going down on this chick and saw the Smurf Cunt, threw up and got the hell out of there!!!

by sexgod92 August 31, 2011

smurf turf

name given to Boise State University's blue colored footbal turf.

some teams use the smurf turf as an excuse to rationalize their poor performance.

by Raymond October 6, 2004