Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates into a vagina then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.

Not feeling like pulling out? Just splurge and slurp!

by Noodle pap October 23, 2018

cock slurp

when a cock is all wet and raw and you suck it.

but its your own cock

dude I cock slurped
sick

by G-Bone27730 April 8, 2019

Slurp Lickiston

A term used to describe one that likes to slurp liquid from an ass, generally of the opposite sex.

That guy totally pulled a slurp lickiston on me last night in bed after we ate Taco Bell. The sensation was immaculate.

by the waffler May 31, 2022

Slurp Daddy's Tongue

When you desperatly want to curry fevor with somebody.

She didin't have the money to obtain a new car, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of her parents.
He was in a serious need of money, so he was forced to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to the god damn hell.

by KriZzu March 23, 2020

DUCK SLURP

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.

Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018

Slurp

When you want to be weird in public-

I will slurp some sonic flesh

by REEeEeEeararboi February 27, 2021

Slurp Brain

When you are so out of it that your brain feels like mush. As if you could stick a straw into your ear and slurp your brain out.

"I can't stop giggling right now. Major case of slurp brain."

"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"

by chodemeister37 October 15, 2017