slippery wombat 

a very hairy and wet vagina

We were kissing heavily then she took off her pants and revealed her slippery wombat.

slippery wombat by Luke L. June 19, 2006

Slippery Git Mat 

A near friction free disc seperating the slipmant and platter of a professional turntable. Greatly aids the manipulation of a record on the turntable

This slippery git mat is really slippery

Slippery Git Mat by Darren Lambert March 27, 2004

Slippery Velvet 

1. wet Pussy
2. A vagina, specifically when aroused and ready to play

"My tongue trailed up her thighs and to her slippery velvet where I brought her to ecstasy"

Slippery Velvet by chronicsuiiphile June 19, 2007

Slippery Floop 

The act of having sex on a wet floor in Japan. Which is thought of as kinky.

Guy from Japan : "Hey, do you want to Slippery Floop with me tonight?"
Girl friom Japan: "Seriously? Thats so sexy...I'd love to!"

Guy from the U.S.A : "I want to go to Japan to Slippery Floop with some pretty Asian girls."
Another Guy from the U.S.A: "Me too!!"

Slippery Floop by That One Girl From Canada February 16, 2009

slippery steven 

When you take a Trojan magnum condom and fill it all the way up with lube and then hit someone in the face with it

Person 1: Dude I just saw him get a slippery steven.
Person 2: Aw gross!

slippery steven by Brennan610 May 29, 2010

slippery hip 

d1-One who experiences/suffers regular or even nightly "wet dreams."

d2-Chronic Masterbater. You know who you are.

I believe in Aliens-SoWhATdontcallmedummywokeupthismorninshirtstucktomytummycallmeSLIPPERYHiPSyoDontgetittwistedIlikeBIGGAPESandmebitchezdubblefisted. Word Wax.
slippery hip

slippery hip by pony lipps March 5, 2014

Slippery whistler 

When a woman is in prime orgasm and the pussy farts so knarly that she can play the harmonica with this musical whistle

Dude last night I was having sexual relations with your sister, she started screaming and bam! Out came a slippery whistler. It was like music to my ears.

Slippery whistler by Whitelavenderr June 29, 2016