t-skirt

a skirt fabricated by making alterations to a t-shirt

You: Oh man, that t-shirt is so haggard.
Me: Well, it would look hammer as a t-skirt.

t-skirt by Moosehead79 February 21, 2008

dirt skirt

When you shit on a big piece of plastic wrap and wrap it around your girlfriend while she sleeps.

The bitch chewed on my dick, so I gave here a dirt skirt while she was sleeping

dirt skirt by Ed Nealy February 3, 2007

mini skirt 

A "skirt" that might as well be made from two dish towels; mini skirts rarely go lower than mid-thigh and are often ride low on the hips.

Harlots, like Britney Spears, are known to wear them.

Mini skirts are not for modest ladies.

What's the point of a mini-skirt? It won't cover you up or provide protection from the cold.

Wearing a mini-skirt and tank top seems to send the message, wether the wearer likes it or not, "I'm a hooker. Take me now."

mini skirt by Lorelili April 7, 2005

4/5 Under the skirt 

representation of two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus. aka the shocker. sexually related =]

wanna get 4/5 under the skirt?

4/5 Under the skirt by Evan Smiley January 20, 2006

chasin skirt 

obsessed with pursuing women

I bet you spent all weekend chasing skirt!

chasin skirt by Green May 1, 2002

long skirt 

a conservative skirt worn by women to cover legs. Long skirts come in many forms from narrow to wide. Long skirts tend to be worn by older women and often, those of Jewish origins, who sometimes wears long denim skirt. Long skirts may prevent movement, especially if they are too narrow. Some skirt may accidentally be lifted up during a windy day, revealing the legs and underwear of a person and embarrassing them.

Some long skirts may have a slit on either the sides, the front, or the back, mainly to aid in movement.

It was embarassing. I was walking the other day, wearing a long skirt and the air just blew the skirt up over me and like everyone say my panties. I'm never wearing this again.

long skirt by Arrows November 16, 2007

vagina skirt 

a skirt that is so short that if a girl were to beand over wearinf it you will see her vagina

Wow did you see Rachels vagina skirt the other day? It was soooooo short

vagina skirt by Anonymous = ] May 8, 2008