Irish silencer

Using a potato on the muzzle of a gun in an attempt to muffle the sound of a shot.

Contrary to popular belief, the Irish silencer doesn't work and is more likely to blow up the gun than muffle the shot.

by Dr. Lizardo August 19, 2025

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retard silence

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent

Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"

by anonymous February 23, 2021

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When all noises stop. When all you hear is nothing. Nothing. Silence means no noise. No sound. Not even breathing. Not even noises that humans are unable to hear.

People will say that they enjoy 'silence', but they really mean 'quiet'. Quiet is calming, tranquil. SILENCE is TORTURE. Silence is death. Silence is nothing. Silence is... the end.
We will never achieve silence. Unless existence... all of existence... everything that exists... perishes. When everything ends, we will truly achieve silence.

Me: Wouldn't it be cool if there was a giant remote that controlled all of the happenings of the world so that someone could just press the mute button and silence the world so that nothing could be heard by any of the creature of the world, not even with hearing aids and even some friendly giant with big ears wouldn't be able to hear anything?

The Creature:...Yes?

by JamYourEyes December 25, 2023

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Silence Of The Lambs

1. A popular horror movie about a young F.B.I. cadet has to use the the help of an incarcerated and manipulative cannibal killer to help catch another serial killer, a madman who skins his victims.
2. See "Pit Guy" popularized by How I Met Your Mother

Ted wants to get even with his old professor that he is going to Silence of the Lambs him

by scpalmetto August 13, 2024

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Were you silent or were you silenced

Question people ask that either try to make a point, have an hiden agenda or truly trying to help you out.

Should be used in therapy sections.

Person one: Were you silent or were you silenced?
Person two: Silent, I will never let somebody tell to be me silence about who I am... they don't have the right or authority. Especially if all their intentions are to cause harm.
Person one: I hope the best for you.
Person two: Thx

by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 9, 2025

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