food sexual

Stupid 😌

U shouldnt search up food sexual on Google

Ik its discusting

by ussypsay February 15, 2021

Leprechaun Sexual

Exclusively sexually interested in leprechauns.

Sorry I’m not interested, I’m leprechaun Sexual.

leprechaun Pansexual Sex Kinky

St. Patrick St. Patrick’s Day

by Nmansurf December 19, 2017

Sexual facepalm

The regret you feel after sleeping with someone you really, really shouldn't have.

'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'- John Mayer on Jessica Simpson

*sexual facepalm* - Jessica Simpson

by BeijingBetty October 24, 2012

Sexual Squiggle

The sexual Squiggle is the symbol, " ~ " Placed after a sentence that is meant to be romantic/flirtatious, which increases the sentence's sexual value by 10000000000000000000% Used in "Sexting".

Mary; Hey Linda!, Tom from work just texted me, "Hey~"

Linda: He Totally wants that ass go get em girl!

Gary: Look at the text my wife just sent me,

Mark: Dude that has the Sexual Squiggle after it, you Are going to be getting some tonight!

by KanibalKarrots December 10, 2016

sexual engineer

someone who creates new ways to bone

My bitch and I did some sexual engineering last night.

by ass boi July 27, 2016

sexual stamp

a stain that is on a woman's panties due to woman activities

"Cassandra, all of my undies have a sexual stamp, so I need to purchase more from Victoria Secret."

by superstainslut January 1, 2017

No Socks No Sexuality

No socks, no sexuality, its simple.

*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*

by LordShrakman December 23, 2018