chopped and screwed

a song by t-pain feat. ludacris

"Now you've offically been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped"

by prettybby February 22, 2009

screw the loaf

expressing negative feelings,strongly disagreeing.

i think jay kays's a great singer,.....screw the loaf!

by clayantony March 28, 2010

screw you

1) An ambiguous insubordinate sneeze.

2) An angry retort.

1)
Boss: "I know I can count on you to get that extra work done before you go home."
Wage-slave: "Sure boss, sneeze**."
Boss: "???!"
**Screw you.

2)
Coworker: "Man up and just do the fucking work."
Worker: "Screw you."

by frogggy August 5, 2009

chew and screw

(v) To eat and leave quickly.

"Sorry I have to chew and screw, Mom. I have to get to work."

by Urban Dweller December 25, 2005

screw tape

Describes someone who does something morally wrong to you and then when you get angry and confront them about it, They blame you for being angry. This can snowball many times over resulting in a double screw tape and even a triple screw tape.

That bitch pulled a screw tape on me when she called me abusive just because I stuck up for myself and refused to put up with HER abuse.

by Trixy Tee July 29, 2018

chewing screws

When you want to leave a escavator party this is what you use as an excuse

Host: Where you guys going?
You: Chewing screws

by Sigismondo February 7, 2018

skewer screwed

From Freddy Vs. Jason: Being in a situation where you're backed into a corner, then have a revelation pin (or "skewer") you to said corner, then have another revelations happen that completely screws you over.

Gibb was stuck in a dream because of her drinking. She was backed into a locker, then Freddy ripped the door off, ready to strike. Suddenly, in the real world, Jason impaled the lit raver and Gibb, leaving her totally skewer screwed.

by nightmareonfriday October 22, 2009