Schwingle

A swinging single, usually over age 55 who frequents bars at ski resorts looking for free hors d'oeuvres and cheap drinks

The schwingles showed up at happy hour at the right time.

by Chicksonstickz November 28, 2021

Schwanky

It can mean your mom.com, it can mean bussin bussin it can mean dope, the best, chips, videogames, it can even mean that every rose has its thorns

you looking mad schwanky my boy

by Manuellle December 23, 2021

Schlangin

Packing absolute meat. Having a ginormous dick.

That mf is schlangin meat.

by Schlangin mf September 11, 2022

schnang

The slightly split corner of a toenail which catches on various materials such as socks and bed linen, causing real pain.

Ugh, I’ve got a schnang on my little toe and it keeps catching on the sheets every time I move my feet.

by JJCE2016 November 1, 2022

Schpangled

When you’re in between drunk and totally fucked up. The moment when you’re drunk and high right before the room starts spinning. You metaphorically feel like the inside of a stomach.

Leroy: Bruh I just drank this casamigos while I’m high and this shit got me schpangled!

T-Bone: Yeah son you schpangled af. That shit got you tripping lmao.

by Good_Lord_He’s_Schpangled July 7, 2023

chody schwanz

A nickname for a penis or a person that has a penis that is wider than lengthy. Similar to chode and schwanz.

"Yeah, I've heard that David guy has a chody schwanz".
"Yeah, he's chody schwanz."

by Hearns May 16, 2008

Insta-Schwing

The occurance of an instant, spontaneous, and immidiate erection. Usually happens so quickly, one does not notice until one looks down or someone else points it out.

Dude I saw that picture of Zoe Deschanel and I got an insta-schwing in front of my entire family!

by SubculturalDude96 October 3, 2011