jacob sartorius

the cancer of the internet

13 year old girl : I LOVE JACOB SARTORIUS OMG
Me : KYS

by Gabbobler did nothing wrong July 10, 2016

jacob sartorius

Pure cancer

Jacob sartorius is pure cancer

by Jj godly July 27, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

13 year old boy from the musical.ly app who little girls are obsessed with at the moment.

A : Who is Jacob Sartorius?
B : Some little kid with no talent who lip syncs

by FirstLast2016 June 16, 2016

Scar

A character from the popular anime Fullmetal Alchemist. He has a grudge against state alchemists for the war in his home country Ishbal and is set on killing them. His right arm has strange markings on it, and is able to destroy with an alchemy like power, but its not alchemy.
His countrys religion, or the belief in the god Ishbala, frequently pops up when he's talking.

"My right hand is the judgement of god!" - Scar

by Osaka August 7, 2006

Scartle

It's whatever you believe in your heart as your nose deep is someone's ass.

I'll scartle your asshole with a bum lance.

by Arpn March 27, 2020

sartastical

A humorous and perfectly cromulent portmanteau of "sarcastic" and "fantastical." That which is sartastical is fantastically sarcastic, or indicative of extravagantly fanciful sarcasm.

Person A: "Problematical is a perfectly cromulent word."
Person B: "It embiggens even the poorest writers among us."
Person C: "That's ironical, isn't it?"
Person D: "Actually, that's sartastical."

by Ed Hominem November 14, 2009

sartist

the shorted version of sandwich artist.

I work at Subway. I'm a Sartist.

by noraanoraa June 17, 2010