yeah same

"Yeah same" is a response given to people when one doesn't feel like responding to them, either because they are lazy or they do no like the person speaking. The phrase will confuse the other person, especially when repeated several times.

Ex. Tom: How should I ask my girlfriend to prom?
Zach: yeah same

Tom: what!?

Zach: Yeah same

Tom: You're so annoying
Zach: yeah same

by Yeasame23 June 11, 2014

soo its the same stand as star platinum

Its basically able to copy any ability

Jotaro Kujo said "soo its the same stand as star platinum" to beat DIO

by OliTheGuy September 24, 2020

Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

by AmNow December 24, 2020

Consequences will never be the same

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.

Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

by Professor Vix July 26, 2010

All girls are the same

All girls are the same, a special song and quote from the late Juice WRLD. All girls are the same is exactly what it says, when a girl breaks your heart you feel all girls are the same😔

All girls are the same, there rotting my brain love

by Juicewrldthegoat999 October 24, 2020

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time

no longer have the will to live

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”

by glyz December 11, 2022

can't walk and chew gum at the same time

A person who is extremely clumsy, or who often is sporting bandages covering minor injuries, might be said to be incapable of "walking and chewing gum at the same time".

After the third time in one month that the new office assistant was electrocuted while trying to clear a paper jam in the office copier, the supervisor shook his head and asked the Personnel office to move the employee to another department with no machinery in it, as "this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time".

by ctsurv553 October 15, 2015