Salami Tattoo

Psoriasis. It's a skin disease that is definitely no fun. Your arms tend to like somewhat similar to salami.

Hey baby you want some of that salami tattoo?

The whore gave me a salami tattoo.

by DerekMoMerek February 1, 2008

salami

*intense monkey noises*

“what the fuck is salami doing”
“uaaghauaAGUAHHUAGhaghuagauhHauAghu”

by parasomnicindomie November 22, 2021

Salami

basically means something or someone is grimy could also apply to your performance

"Did you get a chance to talk to that girl over there?"
"Yeah, turns out she was really salami."
"Damn."

"Dude, I was so salami on the court today."
"Yeah bro, you missed seven shots in a row."

by BRPR April 17, 2024

Sami Salami

Sami Salami is when the pussy flaps of one named Sami, is slimy and as meaty as salami

Sami Salami pussy flaps

by Sami Salami May 7, 2023

salami witch

talula when she plays w ur whole salami (salami #6 specifically)

talula: I was tried in the salami witch trials
me: damn that’s crazy

by talula johnson June 27, 2021

Salami Sock

Slang term for vagina, the phallus is the salami and therefore the vaginal passage is its sock.

Damn, Linda, let me into your salami sock!

by lesbiansocklover December 28, 2016

Salami slap

it’s where you get so annoyed at someone you want to salami slap them

i got so annoyed at my mum i nearly salami slapped her

by yummyfish October 20, 2019