slacker jack

a lazy, unemployable rapper. One who is rubbish at MC-ing.

Shucks!! that Morris cannot even get a job in Mcdonalds, he is rubbish at MC-ing and can not rap. What a slacker jack!

by jonnyradfar December 6, 2006

Slacker

Someone often absent from contributing to the general good, even given they have a lot of opportunity and talent to do so!
Would rather for instance watch American TV-dramas, color their hair or fiddle with their eyebrows.

Chantal is such a slacker, when was the last time she drew anything?

by bobdole23 September 1, 2014

crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.

don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker

by val July 27, 2004

dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.

Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"

by the tree dog July 12, 2009

Sacked

To place your balls on someones upper body (preferrably shoulder) and say "You have just been sacked!" or To rub someones possesions on your balls and give it back to them(preferrably their gum).

Myles placed his balls on Tackett's shoulder, and Dusty yelled "You have just been sacked!"

by Myles, Dusty, and Tackett January 1, 2008

Slacker

Verb. To inflict the pain of your own laziness on another, to spread the disease of procrastination with the intent of bringing another intentionally down with you.

“I was supposed to be working, but I’ve done nothing but eat nachos and watch Gangland all day because you slackered me good.”

by cfmurraytime July 7, 2010

Slackers

girls who have no motivation to do school work but can't say no to going out.

>So its 3am, you done your assignment yet?

>Haven't even started dude, you?

>LMAO ... no.

>World's biggest slackers..

by COD...PLEASE! March 22, 2011