Sausage squirt

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.
Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021
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squirt gambit

where you move your king to the other side of the board in order so confuse your opponent soo much they squirt
damn ricky u really hit me with the squirt gambit uuuuuuhuuuhuhuhuughhh
by twink muncher November 15, 2022
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Germ squirts

A sexy squirt from a bottle of hand sanitizer to bring an attractive death to bacteria.
I touched a dirty park bench so I needed some germ squirts .
by ItsJustThatOneChick February 03, 2018
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squirting september

(Same as Destroy Dick December) you must squirt the amount of times as he say it is
by Annskd December 02, 2017
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Squirt burger

Squirt burger- when you wake up after a night of drinking and your shit pours out like ground beef through a processor. After standing up and examining your creation you think it looks like a dank burger patty.
Man last night was crazy.

Yeah I know, this morning I pushed out a squirt burger.
by Booty sweat energy February 09, 2020
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corn squirts

The resulting diarrhea one gets after ingesting a certain amount of corn that fails to digest. The ensuing liquid will be filled with obvious amounts of yellow corn. If bad enough, the victim will be able to actually feel each individual kernel as it passes out. The term is usually applied to military chow hall food.
"My god, I had the worst corn squirts earlier. I'd forgotten I even had corn."
"Damn military food givin' me corn squirts."
"How were your corn squirts?"
by Ragnarahk October 18, 2011
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Quad squirt

You the man invite your girlfriend to a party and she doesn’t want to go you tell her there’s going to be girls there and you’re going to make 4 girls squirt to make her jealous
Babe, if you don’t come . I’m going to use my mouth, both hands and penis to make em quad squirt
Her: whatever Connor
by My best man April 01, 2018
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