RUBEN

A person who's always wanting the need to blabber out random shit. Especially in topics that are so irrelevant. "Hey Gilbert have you seen this movie?" "NO" Gilbert replied. The Ruben will then proceed to blabber random shit about a movie that no one cares.

Hey Ruben what's up, "Dude have you seen this movie?"

"Hey dude pass me the aux cord

"Hey dude I'm going to roast you because I secretly feel like I need attention and, that would me feel better"

by The Anchovies February 13, 2018

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Ruben

He is just a sexy ass Mexican who has food

Wow that guy Ruben is a sexy ass Mexican who has food.

by Casss2428 April 7, 2019

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Ruben

A chink. Thinks he is the alpha and mr cool. O sorry Mr ‘I know karate’. Has a peng looking younger sister. Broke up with a girl and on the same day this girl fucked a Indian guy. Pretty deep. Don’t forget he kissed Tiffany as well, A very bad decision in my opinion

Ruben, you got cheated on by an Indian.

by Pakis r us March 29, 2020

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Pulling a Ruben

having a big, overt low-life get offended at the slightest word you say to him/her, only to have them shove a couch AT you.

or shove you into the couch.

sandy- "omg, fred only implied that jake get a haircut,but then that miserable duesch pushed fred into a Jerome's display window!!"

chris- "ouch, i guess he was in the mood for pulling a Ruben"

by I'vegothebends! May 13, 2008

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rubenesque

The root "ruben" refers to Ruben Studdard, famous for winning American Idol despite being extremely fat.

Like "BBW", "on-the-heavy-side" and "big boned", rubenesque is yet another way to say "fat" while trying to remain polite.

I met this great girl online, but she turned out to be pretty rubenesque.

by Pragma1700 June 25, 2007

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