Robert

Is a great brother and perfect person who has a dodgy tattoo on his right bicep.

Robert by Kez n December 2, 2017

robert

Robert is someone who is funny , caring , stupid , and a cock sucker , but everyone loves him

You are a Robert all the time

A failure nibba who asks a girl out six times, and gets rejected everyone.

Vanessa: Robert is so stupid, he asked me out again!!!

A dick. An asshole. An idiot. A jerk.

Person 1: oh look who it is!
Person 2: ugh it’s Robert..

Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.

Friend of mine: can I have some.
Robert:what.
Friend of mine: your hair.

Robert by Dani23101 June 2, 2018

Robert is gay

Robert is a little slut bag. He gives blowjobs for snickers. He currently lives in a bin and is going to be a stripper when hes older.

Robert by 69dildos September 7, 2018