monday roast

A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.

Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.

by Hatter101 March 23, 2016

Nugget Roast

A unique take on the traditional spit roast where a female amputee, missing both arms and legs, engages in sexual intercourse with two males. One male enters the mouth while the other enters the twat, thus suspending the female between the two like a stuffed pig. The males then proceed to slowly rotate the female as if she was cooking over an open fire.

Al: Hey Finlay, me and Wollman totally nugget roasted that amputee last night.

by Pink sock lollipop November 8, 2018

Crown Roast

When a group of 6 or more get naked and do handstands in the pool, in a circle, to mimic a crown roast beef.

“Let’s go skinny dipping and then form a crown roast!”

by Buffalo Parker April 17, 2020

Roasted and Ghosted

When someone roasts you and then never replies back afterwards.

Travis: "What did he say after he called out your hairline?"
Rich: "Idk bruh, I got roasted and ghosted."

by relentlessbukkake May 11, 2018

post-roast

The act of cleaning your mouth and your asshole at the same time.

Hey Cedric, or Fredrick, could one of you please fetch me a beach towel so I post-roast in one fluid motion?

by Liquid Alf & Jim 'The Knuckle' February 9, 2014

Jake roast

When a Jake try's to make a roast but the roast makes no sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dude saying your mom is like a Jake roast.

by Ink won do December 30, 2016

nut roast

Similar to a spit roast, only with more nuts involved. eg. a gay spit roast.

"Fancy coming back to mine for a nut roast?"

by The Great King of Phebes November 25, 2006