Stoney River

A situation in which two older men treat you to a lovely dinner and then proceed to Eiffel Tower you afterward.
Did you hear what happened to Evan? He got the Stoney River from his bosses last weekend.
by silversoul94 December 09, 2019
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Tapioca River

The cum of no less than 6 men dripping from a woman's vagina.
--Dude, that chick just got fucked by 6 guys!

--I know right, look at that tapioca river flowing out of her pussy!
by dagider September 13, 2010
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River Beaver

A swampy female who is found floating down party rivers naked, building her fuck huts on the side of the river banks to fulfil her beaver like needs. Very close relative to swamp donkeys, mud crickets and lot lizards. Often found in the rivers of the northeastern America
“Did you get with that river beaver last night Vince?”
Vince- “hell ya bub filled that river beaver up so much we blew apart her walls, she’s gonna be rebuilding herself for a week!”
by Bahami July 29, 2018
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River ramping

To meet ones maker by means of a glorious exodus speeding off of a ramp over a river.
Ben "Hey man how do you want to go out."
Dexter "River ramping. There's really no other way to go. It's like the Valhalla for idiots.
by Deanis420 March 22, 2022
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river oaks

the rich hood of Houston. nearly every kid who lives there goes to some private school cuz the HISD is embarrassing. A bitch ass place that Highland Park can't put nothin on.
-"man dallas is so much better than Houston. river oaks is a dump compared to highland park."

-"Bitch ill go river oaks on your ass!"

Houston>Dallas
by pipingrockforlife August 06, 2009
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Chocolate River

1: Willy Wonka's magical river made of pure, home grown chocolate, running right through the heart of the Wonka Factory.

2: Your Rectum
1: (Augustus) "HMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!!"

2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"
by Kris Ryan August 05, 2008
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'rhea river

The deluge of untreated sewage that flows into the wastewater treatment plant. Has been known to carry many seeds, whistles, balloons, and 2x4's and is tended to by turd herders.
Anaerobic bacterial digestion and aeration are important steps in eliminating solids and bacteria from the 'rhea river.
by Sastwatch September 25, 2008
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