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purity ring

A ring that signifies postponing sexual involvement until marriage.
Guy: Wanna do it?
Girl: No! Didn't you see my purity ring? I'm saving myself for marriage!
by dietrying January 9, 2009
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Blown O Ring

a:When a woman has VERY ruff anal sex with a man with a VERY large penis, and suffers the consequences.
I gave Chris' mom a blown O ring when I rammed her from behind.
by Bigg Daddy September 12, 2005
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Forbidden Ring of Zeus

The act of curving one's foot-long penis past the perineum, and inserting it into one's own anus.
"Dude, I like your new shirt!"
"Thanks, I'm also sporting a Forbidden Ring of Zeus!"
"Nice."
by Shi Zewr Porwn April 15, 2005
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a ring doesn't plug a hole

This is a phrase used when saying that married women sleep around with other males that she is not married to. Just because a woman is married (and has a ring), doesn't mean she doesn't want her hole plugged by someone else.
Friend: Hey, that girl is really cute, but she's married so I can't mess with her.
You: Hey, a ring doesn't plug a hole. Go for it.
by skghskg June 3, 2010
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Siberian Toe Ring

A Siberian Toe Ring is when during the act of Anal Intercourse your partner involuntarily defecates, which in many cases has a spurting element to it. In order to stop the spray of feces the other partner inserts their big toe directly into the anus. The result after removal of said large toe is a thick brown ring, very similar to a fashionable toe ring worn by women in Western Culture during summer months. The “Siberian” title is because people in that part of the world have a poor diet and are prone to involuntary defecation, or so rumor has it.
I literally fucked the shit out of Florence's ass last night.
Why do you say that? Look at my Siberian Toe Ring. That bitch's ass was squirting like a mother fucker.

Q. Where did you get your toe ring, I was looking for a new one?
A. You don't want one like this it is a Siberian. I told Marilyn not eat Taco's prior to me pounding her ass.
by Granny Gromann June 2, 2010
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lip ring

A lip ring is inserted into your lip after having it pierced.

Something a lot of people have these days.

Can be on the top or bottom lip. Anywhere along the lip line.

labrets are NOT lip rings. Labrets are lower than lip rings, as in they're not on the lip line.
"Whoa, that 70 year old woman has five lip rings!"

"No, that would be my sister."
by Chookk April 22, 2006
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promise ring

A ring of any shape and size as long as it’s not from a gum machine that portray you marrying he/or she in the near future. Most likely you two will never marry or you would have given her an engagement ring
Baby, with this promise ring. I promise that some day, don't know when or don't know how but we will get married...Now close the door,it's getting a little chilly
by Robbie G October 23, 2007
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