awkasaurus rex

General manly behaviour that is so awkward even dinosaurs would sideways cat you for behaving this way.

In other words like awkward turtle.. But manlier.

Guy: Check out his dance moves, so awks
brohemo: he's doing the awkasaurus rex
random lady: ain't nobody got time for that

by samisamazing October 11, 2015

Sphinctersaurus Rex

The world's most dangerous assholes.

Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Ladin, Mohmar Khadafy,
Mahkmoud Ahmadinajad, and Kim Jong-Il all fit the category...
Sphinctersaurus Rex!!!

by maverickdallas October 20, 2009

Tyrannosaurus Rex

Basically a giant, scaly chicken

THAT AIN'T A CHICKEN! IT'S TYRANNOSAURUS REX

by Mister Hyena August 04, 2018

Slorasaurus Rex

The mixture between a slut, a whore, and one with a small brain (dinosaur)

Can you believe she cheated on him she's such a slorasaurus Rex

by george the hipster February 04, 2011

Blankasaurus Rex

When you go one or more days of hounding girls without getting sex.

Have you seen that guy Kevin, he didn't get any girls last night. He's such a Blankasaurus Rex.

by DollarDele March 03, 2017

vomitisaurus rex

noun. what your average joe becomes after a long day of heavy drinking, far beyond the point of blacking out, into the stages of projectile vomiting.

Guy1: dude you shouldn't have drank so much last night.
Guy2: why not I feel great.
Guy1: because after that last one you turned into a vomitisaurus rex.

by marine sniper October 12, 2009

Goobersaurus Rex

The epitome of goober. Someone who is a total goober and can't hide their maximum Goober-ness.

My girlfriend is a Goobersaurus Rex! She is just a giant goofball weirdo!

by McGooberkins December 03, 2012