Regret

Getting with a ugly person and walking up wanting to kill yourself

"Damn... I regret Being a hoe

by Okayy32 June 8, 2015

Regrext

The instant feeling of regret upon realizing that the text message you just sent was either unfunny, rude, or off topic to the point that you wished you had never sent it in the first place.

After sending a text I realized that the recipient may not think that it was as funny as I thought it was. I totally regrext that one!

by WerdSmyth March 6, 2011

regrection

An erection you regret.

"I've got to tell you. You never want to get a regrection at a funeral."
"...A what?"

by NotAllenGinsberg June 15, 2015

Lesbian regret

When one lesbian has feelings for another woman but then panics when they realise it is someone they have seen in public before and out of fear they sever all communication to avoid awkward encounters in the future

Person 1: I was talking to this girl on tinder but she suddenly disappeared mid-conversation...
Person 2: Damn girl that's tough, she must have got lesbian regret.

by middleclasswhiteman November 23, 2015

Dick regret

The male reproductive genitalia, the penis also known as dick, fails to meet expectations thus triggering regret in the other receiving party.

Syn. Dick disappointment

He was packing 12in but only gave me dick regret.

Mary's one night stand ended with her

feeling dick regret.

by Alyssa A.and Jamie C. October 29, 2018

chrimson regret

When you hate yourself for cutting yourself. Also refers to attempted suicide (failed) by slashing of the wrists.

"I lay dying and I'm pouring chrimson regret and betrayal."

by Dark Fairy27 August 2, 2006

infinite regress

just noting that god exists outside of the universe, and is thus not subject to its laws; given that he created them along with the universe itself. any creation or destruction of the universe or anything in it is done by god outside of the universe itself see: hebrew word 'barra' meaning 'to create from nothing'.

oh. and if the universe simply existed, the universe would be god. you're just calling it a different name. read a book, kid.

if you look up infinite regress anywhere other than this site, you will get the same definition as listed above. cheers.

by nobody in here but us chickens! March 2, 2003