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Rectum Cycle

When you bleed from your butt once when younger

Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.

Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
“Damnn your butt looks bigger, did you get your rectum cycle?”
by ProfessorAnalyst June 9, 2024
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rectum spit

When juice from an asshole leaks out after a tremendous pounding, tends to be a milky brown paste sometimes with a little red in it if the ass hole was ripped.
Hey Kyle what happen to your face?

Kyle: it's rectum spit from Dj's ass it dripped on me,
by Stevie plug your girl June 30, 2016
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rectum oppresser

a term used for a guy that has rectal sex
"My friend Ricky is a real rectum oppesser"
by Pen Isman February 2, 2004
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Anus Rectum Face

A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.

Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:

"I have left you leaking and squeaking."

May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.

<after five minutes have elapsed>

camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.

camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT February 7, 2025
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