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Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.
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Get the raccoon jump mug.A Grindr Raccoon is a playful term coined to describe an individual who frequents dating apps, particularly Grindr, not necessarily to seek meaningful connections, but rather to scavenge through a plethora of matches with little regard for quality. Similar to a raccoon rummaging through trash bins, a Grindr Raccoon sifts through numerous profiles, often engaging in superficial or fleeting relationships, akin to find "garbage" connections. The term humorously captures the tendency of some to prioritize quantity over quality.
Joe joked with his friends saying that he is turning into a Grindr Raccoon after spending countless hours swiping through dating apps, realizing he was more interested in proximity and ease rather than quality or meaningful connections.
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ra·coon·ing | /rəˈko͞oniNG/
1. The art of staying home all day doing absolutely nothing productive — just eating trash food, binging movies, gaming, scrolling, and living like a little indoor trash panda.
2. A full-day commitment to laziness, snacks, and zero social interaction. Similar to “goblin mode,” but cuter and grimier.
ra·coon·ing | /rəˈko͞oniNG/
1. The art of staying home all day doing absolutely nothing productive — just eating trash food, binging movies, gaming, scrolling, and living like a little indoor trash panda.
2. A full-day commitment to laziness, snacks, and zero social interaction. Similar to “goblin mode,” but cuter and grimier.
• “Don’t text me today, I’m raccooning hard with chips and Netflix.”
• “She skipped the party to raccoon on the couch with ice cream and Mario Kart.”
• “If chilling were a sport, raccooning would win gold every time.”
• “She skipped the party to raccoon on the couch with ice cream and Mario Kart.”
• “If chilling were a sport, raccooning would win gold every time.”
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