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quantum-tasking

To do more shit at one time than humanly possible.
Friend; What up bro?
Resonse; Are you kidding. Been quantum-tasking to get homework done and keep the boss happy..
by Sparky286 December 20, 2014
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Quantum penatration

When a woman or person gets fucked in all of her holes by 18.5 or more guys all at once
"DAMN!! Did you see that new Porn Hub video? This bitch got FUCKED by 23 and 1/2 GUYS!, That was Quantum Penatration!"

"wow."
by cheesecakeofinsecure April 6, 2021
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Quantum Dipshit

Someone who is a dipshit and a good person simultaneously
Hey dumbfuck, I hope you have a great day rotting in hell you absolute chad!

Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?
by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk January 2, 2022
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quantum queef

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024
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Quantum Drop

When you take a Quantum Hit and drop to the floor.
Guy 1: Bro! Brandon just Quantum Dropped!

Guy 2: Dat nigga greened out!
by John Ella August 30, 2017
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The Quantum Fuckining

The Quantum Fuckining is when an individual feels (like they should give a fuck, might have a fuck to give, or fuck it all. Thus the fuck has been quantified; therefore existing and not existing all at once.)
A large group of people may experience a mass desensitized by a sudden and seemingly endless set backs such as but not limited to, pandemics, power hungry leadership, and disaster after disaster. May collectively experience (The Quantum Fuckining) together.
The quantum Fuckining of 2020 when a world wide pandemic revealed the strength and weaknesses of the world leaders and childishness of adults everywhere over wearing face panties.
by Ms.Karma November 8, 2020
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Quantum mode

Quan at maximum freak mode. When Quan lowers his head and makes a slightly disturbing grin you can tell he has entered the quantum mode. (Quan is most known for drugging people with sex chocolate then raping the whole town while in quantum mode) if you don’t want the effects of the quantum mode he won’t get turned on if you are at least 69 feet away.
I gave quan a handshake and then he looked like an absolute frickin lunatic shaking my hand at a rapid pace, I think he entered the quantum mode.
by Hashimo July 1, 2024
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