When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.
Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.
by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016
Get the Blind Puppymug. When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.
I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012
Get the Puppy Paralyzedmug. by ash.1219 August 15, 2017
Get the sloth puppymug. refers to a device used to negate the smell of smoke while smoking inside. This could be dryer sheets, a sock, your friends sweatshirt or an empty waterbottle.
by SLATE18 May 9, 2011
Get the Muffler Puppymug. A person who uses their adorable and cute looks to attract a partner or partners for a casual sexual encounter.
by Black DON-o-mite May 11, 2019
Get the Slut puppymug. An australian rock/alternative band originating in sydney consisting of shimon moore (who looks like a vampire and no i dont mean eddie cullen) who does vocals and i think some kind of guitar maybe; emma anzai (who has the sweetest socks ever) who plays fantastic bass and does backup vocals; and mark goodwin who plays drums. he also likes papa roach, cos i saw him wearing a papa roach t shirt.
sick puppies havent had much success in their own country, for some strange reason but apparently UK and the US have them cruising around the charts.
some of their best songs include too many words, howard's tale, deliverance and killing me for christmas. but all of their songs are good.
sick puppies havent had much success in their own country, for some strange reason but apparently UK and the US have them cruising around the charts.
some of their best songs include too many words, howard's tale, deliverance and killing me for christmas. but all of their songs are good.
by em is me January 22, 2009
Get the Sick Puppiesmug. Puppy love is not like the love that one has for puppies. Nor is it like the love that puppies have for us. It is the love that one has at the "puppy" stage of a person's life. It is as genuine a case of love as any other. It is true love that never goes away, even if it falls below the conscious level. It becomes the model of what falling in love is like.
by georgeinontario November 27, 2016
Get the puppy lovemug.