prick trick

you can tie your 9 inch cock in a knot when it's flaccid

hey that's an amusing prick trick tying your dick in a knot. but what happens when you pop a rod and blow a load? ouch!!

by burbman1969 November 3, 2020

Tyrannosaurus Prick

A word describing a giant dick.

"Holy shit! Have you seen John's tyrannosaurus prick!" says Girl 1

"Are you kidding me!? My asshole is like 10 times bigger now!" Says Girl 2

by bigboy123453 August 5, 2012

Pedaling Prick

A Pedaling Prick is an insult aimed at cyclists. The word "Pedaling' comes from the fact that they have to 'Pedal' in order for the bicycle to move.

Trevor: You think you own the road don't ya, ya pedaling pricks! Stupid outfits and arcane technology don't make you better than me. This country was built by and for the motor car. Go to France with your bicycles!

by IKnowTheLingo July 27, 2023

prick twitch

When your penis suddenly twitches in anticipation of arousal from a stimulus that your eyes prematurely judge as sexy. A perfect example of this is when you’re in the grocery store and you spot a deliciously fat ass waddling down the yogurt aisle. Your prick twitches– but then you realize it’s a grotesque old man!

The other day I was driving past the horse pasture when I got a prick twitch! I looked down and said, “False alarm, buddy.”

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

Beaver prick

a name for someone who is very dumb and very stupid , when you call someone a beaver prick it can be used by a joke and to also be offensive .. is usually not good if one of your friends call you this

shutup you beaver prick!

by adeptsphere November 22, 2016

Urban Pricked

When all of your definitions uploaded to this site get rejected. If you get Urban Pricked, you seriously have bad luck.

Bob:Why do all my UD definitions get rejected?
Jim:How many did you upload?
Bob:50 different definitions since May.
Jim:Wow dude, you really got urban pricked.

by Joe Da Bro June 19, 2013

prick magnet

noun. a person who can never find a nice guy, and only seems to attract douche bags/assholes etc.

Dude 1: Man, I feel sorry for Sarah. She cant ever find a good guy.
Dude 2: Yea, you are so right. She is a prick magnet.

by ihud March 5, 2011