When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.
Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.
by Tolonoman February 25, 2023
Get the Parking Deck Pounder mug.When you take two quarters and place a quarter on each of your lovers butt cheeks and slam them doggie style. If both coins land on heads, you get your dick sucked. If both coins land on tails, you proceed with anal. If the coins land heads and tails you get to sit on their face. May the odds be in your favor.
by Hot Popcorn May 27, 2023
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At the charity event, Lukas Pounder dazzled everyone with his sharp insights, athletic prowess, and unshakable confidence, leaving an impression that was as inspiring as it was memorable.
by Sulasmxi1278 March 21, 2025
Get the Lukas pounder mug.I very sexy guy that gets all the girls and has a massive willy. Josh Pounder is the definition of sexy like if sexy was a word it would be him.
by Joshhhxo April 13, 2020
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Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018
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by WKRP in Cincinnati October 5, 2009
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Fred: bro we gave mya so much dick it was considered a galactic pussy pounder
Gabe: ik we gotta do that to more people it was so fun
Gabe: ik we gotta do that to more people it was so fun
by Shadylizard June 28, 2025
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