poopedge

Verb; To hold in your shit.

"Sigmas don't wipe, they poopedge." - Tommy

by t8y4sgg;g4 January 30, 2025

Poled

Police mafia judgement where the person is "raped" with a police battering ram.

He's fucked, they poled him.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

shatter pootled

The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"

Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled

by Dead_Eric July 20, 2008

tom pooley

a Blake Harrison look-a-like in the bournemouth area. the actor is most well known for the character Neil in the inbetweeners

that tom pooley, hes a lad

by s.Rai March 4, 2010

Cubicle poolette

Scenario that occurs when Person A walks into a public or workplace toilet to find Person B washing their hands and the sound of a recently flushed toilet coming from one of multiple cubicles. Person A then has to decide which cubicle to choose, attempting to avoid the cubicle that has just been devastated by the bowel movements of Person B.

Should the person loose the resulting cubicle roulette or 'poolette', they will have to endure the strench, shit stains and/or poo fog left behind by the previous occupant for the duration of their own stool making.

Person 1: "Christ, I just lost a game of cubicle poolette in the work toilets. I feel sick."

Person 2: "Haha, could you taste the last guy's poo fog"

Person 1: "...what the fuck? No. What's wrong with you man?!"

by Kilgore Trout 86 June 19, 2013

russian poolet

When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.

Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"

by Killer Llama November 23, 2016

Pitch poled

Shoving a large hard penis all the way into a woman's vagina in a single hard thrust without warning

Bro you should of scene Kaitlin's face when I pitch poled her lastnight

by Groundhogg May 24, 2017