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polish the Harley

Engage in pointless and unnecessary busy work for the sake of avoiding actual responsibility or undesirable tasks. First used on The Marriage Ref on an episode airing Thursday, March 25, 2010.
Husband: Honey, I'd like to come with you to the baby shower, but I have to polish the Harley.

Wife: We don't own a Harley.

Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.
by mkb000 March 29, 2010
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Facebook Polish

When you go back on your facebook and delete uninteresting or pointless posts or comments that you previously made.
by Mr. Cheesespread May 12, 2011
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peep polish

When you don't have time to paint all your toes before going out, so you only do those ones that will peep out the toes of your shoes.
"I hope I don't have to take my shoes off at this Japanese restaurant, I only had time for a peep polish."
by redsoles May 8, 2010
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ankle polisher

Lani was an ankle polisher who would greet me at the door every day when I came home from work.
by mwalimu February 26, 2008
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Goggle-Polisher

(from Steampunk motif of brass goggles)

- Late adopter of a scene who commonly gets credit for exemplying it through the use of a single, high-concept visual symbol, ie, brass goggles, anatomical corsets.
Characterized by simultaneous need to be identified with, and deep resentment of, the innovators of the trend they emulate. Self-image dependent on imaginary placement in percieved hierarchy of originality.
Often deliberately and defensively ignorant about true roots of their chosen aesthetic scene; more often just unaware.

Not to be confused with Babelfish Travelers.

Predessors include Drugstore Cowboy, Parking-Lot DeadHead and "Camp" Follower.
"Man, I haven't seen so many skeleton corsets since my sister's sorority went to the '07 Decembrist's show. Goggle-polishers for days.
by Charisma Resistant October 22, 2008
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Polishing the cow

Is that bloke over there polishing the cow? The dirty bugger!
by Cow-Polisher January 13, 2014
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polish plow

The sexual act of having intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, then as you are about to ejaculate you swipe the females arms from underneath her and drive forward with her head on the ground and scream "PLOW." When done correctly, carpet burn is present on the females face.
Guy 1: "What's with your girls face?"
Guy 2: " oh. We tried the polish plow last night."
by My dick is large February 12, 2014
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